Arse Face Soap

Arse Face Soap will make sure you never get your arse and face mixed up again! Arse Face Soap is a scented soap. The white side is for your face and the brown part is for your arse. We wouldn't want you washing with the same side.

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Boob Flannel Wash Cloth

The Boob Flannel Wash Cloth will help keep your face clean and dirt free plus it will put a smile on your face while your doing it. Everybody loves to rub there face in boobs. It is for good clean/dirty fun.

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Bosom Cushion

Enjoy complete comfort at home, work and when travelling with these magnificent breasts. The boob shaped cushion will give you that sleep you've always wanted. They may not be real, but they are comfy.

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Brown Nose

The Brown Nose is for the biggest ass kisser in town. The flashing brown nose is perfect for the office kiss arse. Can you smell a promotion? With the Brown Nose you can overly impress the boss.

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Dolly The Inflatable Sheep

Meet Dolly the sexy blow up sheep. Genetically modified for your pleasure, ewe'll never want another partner. She's the plastic pal who's fun to be with. No more suspicious baas from the bedroom with Dolly the sexy blow up sheep.

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Inflatable Ego

The Inflatable Ego is for the person who thinks they are 'all that'. Are you brilliant in everyway? Are you deeply in love with yourself? If you're the best person you know, enjoy your Inflated Ego.

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Inflatable Roadcone Hat

The Inflatable Roadcone Hat is the best lads accessory yet. You've all tried to get a road cone on the way back from the pub. Now there is no need to steal one anymore with the Inflatable Roadcone Hat, plus you won't get arrested.

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Inflatable Wife

An inflatable wife, the only woman a man needs. This inflatable doll is only small, but the fun is in the description on the box. A great inflatable idea for any lad's weekend, stag weekend or night out with the lads!

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King of Shaves Azor Pola

The King of Shaves Azor Pola is a hybrid synergy system razor. Pure in form, effortless in function and engineered without compromise, King of Shaves Azor defines shaving simplicity. Important, ENJOY! 3 Endurium Cartridges included.

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King of Shaves Azor Warp

The King of Shaves Azor Warp is a hybrid synergy system razor. Pure in form, effortless in function and engineered without compromise, King of Shaves Azor defines shaving simplicity. Important, ENJOY! 3 Endurium Cartridges included.

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King of Shaves MagnaGlide ARB Shaving Gel

Enjoy shaving with our MagnaGlide Shaving Software. You'll experience a superbly close, smooth and comfortable shave with skin left supple and moisturised, not tight and dry. It's simply the King of Shaves- The World's Best.

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Naughty Bath Towel

A cheeky gift idea. Towels that give the appearance of naughtyness! Made from 100% cotton towelling. Each Towel is 76cm x 152cm. Available in two designs, either hands or feet.

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Pop-Up Willie

Pop- Up Willie is sure to make you giggle. He's the perfect desk accessory. Push Willie down let go and he'll pop up in the air. Some funny for a boring office day. Perfect gift for a friend or office colleague.

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The Ultimate Oral Sex Guide for HER

A concise pocket sized guide full of secrets that give every woman the tools and know how she needs to enrapture her man. Become a master of the most intimate experience that a woman can share with a man.

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Tight Git Wallet

Tight Git Wallet is a wallet with sewn up pockets, perfect for the miser who wants to hang on to their cash. Being so tight you will probably want to use the wallet. You can easily unpick the stitching and use the wallet as normal, you tight git

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Trouser Expander

The Trouser Expander is the perfect tool for picking up the ladies. This product is stunning, arousing and masterful. When you squeeze the hiding pump it inflates to simulate a giant penis in your trousers.

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