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A Clean House Mug!

A Clean House Mug!


Well ladies now it's time to tell your men exactly what you feel and you can do it with your new mug, which says 'A clean house is a sign of a wasted life' Just sit down have a cuppa and relax. Let him hoover! Holds 300ml.

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Arse Face Soap

Arse Face Soap


Arse Face Soap will make sure you never get your arse and face mixed up again! Arse Face Soap is a scented soap. The white side is for your face and the brown part is for your arse. We wouldn't want you washing with the same side.

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Cost £3.42
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Blame You Mug

Blame You Mug


This is a mug for the big boss. With a lovely photo of an e-mail your boss will make sure you get the picture. His E-mail reads -I didn't say it was you fault, I said I was going to blame you!!!! Holds 300ml

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RRP : £3.91
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Boob Flannel Wash Cloth

Boob Flannel Wash Cloth


The Boob Flannel Wash Cloth will help keep your face clean and dirt free plus it will put a smile on your face while your doing it. Everybody loves to rub there face in boobs. It is for good clean/dirty fun.

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Cost £3.91
RRP : £4.39
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Bosom Cushion

Bosom Cushion


Enjoy complete comfort at home, work and when travelling with these magnificent breasts. The boob shaped cushion will give you that sleep you've always wanted. They may not be real, but they are comfy.

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Cost £8.80
RRP : £9.78
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Brown Nose

Brown Nose


The Brown Nose is for the biggest ass kisser in town. The flashing brown nose is perfect for the office kiss arse. Can you smell a promotion? With the Brown Nose you can overly impress the boss.

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Cost £2.89
RRP : £2.93
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Dirty Missus Mug

Dirty Missus Mug


Afraid to tell your missus she's not dirty enough for you. Come on lads drop the hit with this mug. It's patterns are muddy finger prints and it's slogan says 'If only my missus was this dirty. Holds 300ml.

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Dolly The Inflatable Sheep

Dolly The Inflatable Sheep


Meet Dolly the sexy blow up sheep. Genetically modified for your pleasure, ewe'll never want another partner. She's the plastic pal who's fun to be with. No more suspicious baas from the bedroom with Dolly the sexy blow up sheep.

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I Like My Men Mug

I Like My Men Mug


Tell the lads at the office exactly how you like your men. They won't know whether you're trying to stop them chatting you up or joking 'I like my men the way I like my coffee, weak, pale and bitter' mug holds 300ml.

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I'm A Bitch Mug

I'm A Bitch Mug


Fed up of men calling you a bitch? Gotten to the stage where it doesn't bother you. Let them know ladies! This mug says it all with 'You say I'm a Bitch, like it's a bad thing. They might stop it then! Holds 300ml.

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If I Gave A Shit Mug

If I Gave A Shit Mug


The perfect present for a loved one! This rude mug has a title of 'if I gave a shit you'd be the first person to have it' and also has a picture of a massive poo on it. Your partner would be delighted with her lovely turd mug. Holds 300ml

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Inflatable Ego

Inflatable Ego


The Inflatable Ego is for the person who thinks they are 'all that'. Are you brilliant in everyway? Are you deeply in love with yourself? If you're the best person you know, enjoy your Inflated Ego.

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Inflatable Roadcone Hat

Inflatable Roadcone Hat


The Inflatable Roadcone Hat is the best lads accessory yet. You've all tried to get a road cone on the way back from the pub. Now there is no need to steal one anymore with the Inflatable Roadcone Hat, plus you won't get arrested.

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Cost £4.84
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Naughty Bath Towel

Naughty Bath Towel


A cheeky gift idea. Towels that give the appearance of naughtyness! Made from 100% cotton towelling. Each Towel is 76cm x 152cm. Available in two designs, either hands or feet.

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RRP : £19.53
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People Person Mug?

People Person Mug?


If you're dead serious or you just want to make someone laugh you'll be able to do both with this mug. With a title like 'Do I look like a F**king people person?' you can guarantee a laugh or keep those annoying people away. Holds 300ml

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Stress Relief Mug

Stress Relief Mug


Sometimes you have to let your hair down and say 'F**K It!' With the stress relief mug it makes it highly possible to do. Just follow the dirty positions on the mug and you'll be stress free in no time! Holds 300ml.

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Tea Club Mug

Tea Club Mug


Drink your cuppa in style with this Tea Club Mug. The first rule of Tea club is you don't talk about Tea club. The second rule of Tea Club is you don't talk about Tea Club. Holds 300ml.

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Tight Git Wallet

Tight Git Wallet


Tight Git Wallet is a wallet with sewn up pockets, perfect for the miser who wants to hang on to their cash. Being so tight you will probably want to use the wallet. You can easily unpick the stitching and use the wallet as normal, you tight git

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Cost £3.87
RRP : £5.82
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Trouser Expander

Trouser Expander


The Trouser Expander is the perfect tool for picking up the ladies. This product is stunning, arousing and masterful. When you squeeze the hiding pump it inflates to simulate a giant penis in your trousers.

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Cost £4.84
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