A Clean House Mug!

Well ladies now it's time to tell your men exactly what you feel and you can do it with your new mug, which says 'A clean house is a sign of a wasted life' Just sit down have a cuppa and relax. Let him hoover! Holds 300ml.

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Arse Face Soap

Arse Face Soap will make sure you never get your arse and face mixed up again! Arse Face Soap is a scented soap. The white side is for your face and the brown part is for your arse. We wouldn't want you washing with the same side.

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Boob Flannel Wash Cloth

The Boob Flannel Wash Cloth will help keep your face clean and dirt free plus it will put a smile on your face while your doing it. Everybody loves to rub there face in boobs. It is for good clean/dirty fun.

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Bosom Cushion

Enjoy complete comfort at home, work and when travelling with these magnificent breasts. The boob shaped cushion will give you that sleep you've always wanted. They may not be real, but they are comfy.

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Dolly The Inflatable Sheep

Meet Dolly the sexy blow up sheep. Genetically modified for your pleasure, ewe'll never want another partner. She's the plastic pal who's fun to be with. No more suspicious baas from the bedroom with Dolly the sexy blow up sheep.

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Happy Man Bottle Opener

Happy Man opens your beer, helps keep you lubricated. Just a flick of the wrist and he'll have it off! A cheeky, yet useful gift the Happy Man bottle opener will leave your thirst satisfied.

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Happy Man Corkscrew

Perhaps the happiest way to get corks out of bottles. This gadget won't screw you around. Happy Man is primed and ready for action with any wine bottle. he's happy to screw the French, Aussies, Chileans or even, at a push the Germans.

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Naughty Bath Towel

A cheeky gift idea. Towels that give the appearance of naughtyness! Made from 100% cotton towelling. Each Towel is 76cm x 152cm. Available in two designs, either hands or feet.

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Trouser Expander

The Trouser Expander is the perfect tool for picking up the ladies. This product is stunning, arousing and masterful. When you squeeze the hiding pump it inflates to simulate a giant penis in your trousers.

Out of stock, will be ordered soon, estimated delivery 25/03/2010