Tight Git Wallet is a wallet with sewn up pockets, perfect for the miser who wants to hang on to their cash. Being so tight you will probably want to use the wallet. You can easily unpick the stitching and use the wallet as normal, you tight git

Tight Git
Noun: Money grubbing misanthrope who forgoes any enjoyment of life, preferring to surround themselves with cash. Fool who loses at life by missing the point completely. Typically dies very young and rich, having lived a very miserly, very limited life based on an obsession with money and property. Universally disliked.

An ideal gift for anyone who loiters at the back of the pub until the first round is bought. Or get one for the boss' secret santa pressie as a subtle hint that you want a payrise!