52 Orgasm Tips

The 52 Orgasm tips flash cards takes you through some of the best ways to make sure you have amazing orgasms. Each flash card includes an illustration with quick and easy step by step instructions. Great orgasms for a year at your finger tips.

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52 Sex Positions

The 52 sex positions flash cards take you through some of the filthiest positions know to mankind. Each flash card includes an illustration with quick and easy step by step instructions. Great Sex for a year at your finger tips!

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Arse Face Soap

Arse Face Soap will make sure you never get your arse and face mixed up again! Arse Face Soap is a scented soap. The white side is for your face and the brown part is for your arse. We wouldn't want you washing with the same side.

On Order with supplier, estimated delivery 01/12/2008

Boob Flannel Wash Cloth

The Boob Flannel Wash Cloth will help keep your face clean and dirt free plus it will put a smile on your face while your doing it. Everybody loves to rub there face in boobs. It is for good clean/dirty fun.

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Booby Egg Fryer

Bored of plain old eggs in the morning? How about some erotic and eggciting booby shaped eggs! This non stick fryer will help you to create really interesting food such as booby burgers and pert pancake boobs.

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Bosom Cushion

Enjoy complete comfort at home, work and when travelling with these magnificent breasts. The boob shaped cushion will give you that sleep you've always wanted. They may not be real, but they are comfy.

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Boys Ironing Board Cover Jordan

Girls, are you fed up with doing all the ironing. Get one of these great covers and you will never have to iron his shirts again. The heat from the Iron makes the Bikini Disapear, hours of fun for your husband, also great for any student house.

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Crudites - Rude Shaped Vegetable Cutters

Prepare delightful delicacies such as Pert Pepper Breasts and Penis Biscuits. Impress your friends with your kinky quisine. Easy to clean stainless steel. Each pack contains 1 Large and 1 Small Penis Cutter and 1 Large and 1 Small Breast Cutter.

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Dickie Bow

To be the most smartly dressed every man need a Dickie Bow. A Classic Black Bow tie specially sized for your smallest member. Now Black Tie dress code has a whole new meaning.

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Fridge Magnet Sex Night Planner

No more random poetry on the fridge. Now you get an invitation for hot sex, right there where you need it next to the strawberries and cream. Invite your partner (or housemate) to a hot sexy date. Requires fridge (Not supplied).

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Full Phallus Cocktail Mixer(with 6 straws)

Full Phallus cocktail mixer.Each Cocktail Mixer comes with 6 free straws.

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Horny Fundies Cock

Horny Fundies Cock. Squeeze his hooter and hear him howl. The Noisiest underwear in the bedroom.

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Hot Sex Dice

These hot sex dice are over sized, over sexed and over here. Made from soft foam rubber the white die has body parts on it, while the blue has actions. Simply toss them and then get on with some forplay.

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Inflatable Ego

The Inflatable Ego is for the person who thinks they are 'all that'. Are you brilliant in everyway? Are you deeply in love with yourself? If you're the best person you know, enjoy your Inflated Ego.

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Kama Sutra Clock

The Kama Sutra Clock is the perfect way to tell time whether it's to time cooking in the kitchen or certain other activities in the bedroom. This clock will surely prove that time flies when your having fun.

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Kama Sutra Cool Mint Creme

Kama Sutra Cool Mint Creme is a luscious, kissable, cream for sensual massage. Experience the pleasures of sensual massage with the invigorating cool mint body souffle cream. This luscious, kissable delight softly moisturises...

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Kama Sutra French Vanilla Creme

Kama Sutra French Vanilla Creme is a luscious, kissable, cream for sensual massage. Experience the pleasures of sensual massage with the invigorating french vanilla souffle cream. This luscious, kissable delight softly moisturises...

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Kama Sutra Love Essentials Gift Set

The Kama Sutra Love Essentials Gift Set contains products that will get you and your lover in to a tantric state. It contains original love oil, sweet honeysuckle honey dust and love liquid lubricant for all the fun you'll ever need.

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Kama Sutra Massage Oil Pleasure Garden 100ml

Kama Sutra Garden Pleasure Massage Oil will enhance your sensual massage. Breathe in the aromas of Pleasure Garden and desire returns, sweeping away tension on waves of passion.

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Kama Sutra Massage Oil Serenity 100ml

Kama Sutra Serenity Massage Oil will enhance your sensual massage. It contains soothing mixtures of pure essential oils for quieting body and soul including warm ceder and sweet marjoram. Ease tired muscles while...

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Kama Sutra Pleasure Garden Massage Oil 200ml

Kama Sutra Garden Pleasure Massage Oil will enhance your sensual massage. Breathe in the aromas of Pleasure Garden and desire returns, sweeping away tension on waves of passion.

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Kama Sutra Serenity Massage Oil 200ml

Kama Sutra Serenity Massage Oil will enhance your sensual massage. It contains soothing mixtures of pure essential oils for quieting body and soul including warm ceder and sweet marjoram. Ease tired muscles while...

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Kama Sutra Strawberry Dust 50g

Kama Sutra Strawberry Dreams kissable body powder is created from pure and fresh honey. This sensual dusting powder is sweetens every kiss. Stroke the handmade feathered applicator across our body and feel the glow.

On Order with supplier, estimated delivery 27/11/2008

Kama Sutra Sweet Almond Massage Oil 100ml

Kama Sutra Sweet Almond Massage Oil will give you a deep sensual massage and increase the pleasure any normal massage has. It contains sensual combinations of calming oils for relaxation and de-stressing. 100ml

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Kama Sutra Sweet Celebration

The Kama Sutra sweet celebration gift box helps you enter the realm of the senses. The Kit includes Vanilla Creme Oil of Love, Boudoir Puff infused with Sweet Honeysuckle honey dust, pleasure...

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Kama Sutra Sweet Honeysuckle 50g

Kama Sutra Sweet Honeysuckle kissable body powder is created from pure and fresh honey. This sensual dusting powder is sweetens every kiss. Stroke the handmade feathered applicator across our body and feel the glow.

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Kama Sutra The Original Oil

Kama Sutra's classic original oil of love with hints of chocolate, vanilla, and cinnamon. Blow gently to release the oil's warming sensations. It's kissable warming body oil 15ml. Treat you lover to what they deserve.

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Kama Sutra Therapy Gift Set

The Kama Sutra Therapy Git Set will give you the most sensual of massages. You have five different types of oil to choose from: sweet almond, healing blend, serenity, pleasure garden and soaring spirit. All 50ml

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Kama Sutra Weekender Kit

The Kama Sutra Weekender Kit is a travel set of Kama Sutra's favourite spontaneous romance. For pocket, purse or overnight bag. Set contains: The original oil of love, spearmint pleasure balm, sweet honeysuckle honey dust...

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Kama Sutra's Vanilla Creme Oil of Love 15ml

Kama Sutra's Vanilla Creme Oil of Love is a sweet flavored vanilla delight. Blow gently to release the oil's warming sensations. It's kissable warming body oil 15ml. Treat you lover to what they deserve.

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Lover's Prisoner Kit

Hold your lover prisoner until all your demands have been fulfilled. If that fails why not whip them into shape a little!

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Mercedez 3 Hole Blow Up Doll

Mercedez is the three hole doll that's sure to make you a happy man. Mercedez won the 2003 Miss Nude Universe so you can be sure it's modelled on the best. She has three holes designed to make you gain maximum pleasure.

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Naughty Bath Towel

A cheeky gift idea. Towels that give the appearance of naughtyness! Made from 100% cotton towelling. Each Towel is 76cm x 152cm. Available in two designs, either hands or feet.

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Naughty Bedroom Dice

Tease each other with the Naughty Bedroom Dice, made for naughty bedroom fun. These luxurious Aluminium Dice are just what the doctor ordered to spice up your relationship. Exciting not knowing what you're going to get next.

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Penis Egg Fryer

Create culinary masterpieces with your very own Penis Shaped Egg Fryer. Perfect for all kinds of Kinky Cuisine, eggs bolladict, penis pancakes or perverted pizza. Non stick. Treat your friends to a meal they won't forget.

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Pop-Up Willie

Pop- Up Willie is sure to make you giggle. He's the perfect desk accessory. Push Willie down let go and he'll pop up in the air. Some funny for a boring office day. Perfect gift for a friend or office colleague.

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Sizzling Body Candy

Sizzling Body Candy is for sweet and sensual kisses all over the body. Let the pop and fizz of the candy powder make each kiss an exciting adventure. Plus learn six tantalising techniques to make your senses go wild.

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Strip Poker

Couples can bet on getting naked with this game of Strip Poker. And it's no wonder with bets that include sexual favors such as blow job, striptease, massage, oral and lap dance to name a few.

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The Cockrule

There is one in every office, family or group of friends. You know the guy, the one who thinks his 'manhood' is rather impressive. Well now it's time to prove it! The Cockrule is a great way of making him put his manhood where his mouth is!

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The Kinky Cupid Kit

Naughty or Nice kinky bedroom pleasures brings you the Kinky Cupid Kit. If you're feeling a bit naughty pick this up and get right down to business. Includes candy handcuffs, scented soy wax massage candle, eyemask and feather tickler. Great times!

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The Sex Game

The Sex Game is the Ultimate foreplay game for lovers! We would have called it the 'love making game' but lets face it, The Sex Game sounds better. Fold out game board, flavoured lube, 6-sided playing dice and two special mints.

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Trouser Expander

The Trouser Expander is the perfect tool for picking up the ladies. This product is stunning, arousing and masterful. When you squeeze the hiding pump it inflates to simulate a giant penis in your trousers.

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X-Rated Tattoos

Get your self a stylish X-Rated Tattoo for him or for her with the great X-rated Tattoo Kit. The Temporary Tattoos are waterproof, Non-toxic and they come in some super sexy designs.

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