Blow Job Socks

Our new range of saucy footware is bound to put a smile on anyone's face. Now receiving socks as a gift is no longer boring and dull. Spice up your sock draw with our high quality footware range. All our socks fit size 6-11 and are cotton mix.

In Stock

British Macho Apron

macho macho man.......he's a wizz with the frying pan! This Cotton apron is an ideal gift for those cooking fanatics out there searching for a cooking apron with a naughty sense of humour.

In Stock

Brown Nose

The Brown Nose is for the biggest ass kisser in town. The flashing brown nose is perfect for the office kiss arse. Can you smell a promotion? With the Brown Nose you can overly impress the boss.

In Stock

Buff BBQ Apron

Don't burn your sausage! Also avoid catching your kebab in the hot tongs! Be stylish this summer, or next with this great BBQ Apron.

In Stock

Caprese Woman Apron

Nice ripe juicy tomatoes and tasty tasty basil.This Cotton apron is an ideal gift for those cooking fanatics out there searching for a cooking apron with a naughty sense of humour.

In Stock

Fun Aprons (Gorilla)

Gorilla's in the mist.......Or is it the smoke from the burning dinner.

In Stock

Fun Aprons (Naughty Nurse)

Oh Matron. Carry on Cooking and treat yourself to a dose of comedy with the sexy nurse apron.

In Stock

Fun Aprons (Sexy Girl)

Just like seeing a lady in real lingerie..............but now they can do the cooking at the same time.

In Stock

Fun Aprons (Sheep)

The unfortunate naked man slipped and fell 'into' a sheep....Hmmmm weve all heard that one before.

In Stock

Horny Fundies Cock

Horny Fundies Cock. Squeeze his hooter and hear him howl. The Noisiest underwear in the bedroom.

In Stock

Lover's Prisoner Kit

Hold your lover prisoner until all your demands have been fulfilled. If that fails why not whip them into shape a little!

In Stock

Michelangelo's David Apron

What a fantistic work of art.......and I don't just mean the apron! This cotton apron would make a perfect cooking apron for all those fanatical chefs out there.

In Stock

Muff Diver Socks

Our new range of saucy footware is bound to put a smile on anyone's face. Now receiving socks as a gift is no longer boring and dull. Spice up your sock draw with our high quality footware range.All our socks fit size 6-11 and are cotton mix.

In Stock

Rat Arsed Socks

Our new range of saucy footware is bound to put a smile on anyone's face. Now receiving socks as a gift is no longer boring and dull. Spice up your sock draw with our high quality footware range.All our socks fit size 6-11 and are cotton mix.

In Stock

The Dogs Bollocks Socks

Our new range of saucy footware is bound to put a smile on anyone's face. Now receiving socks as a gift is no longer boring and dull. Spice up your sock draw with our high quality footware range. All our socks fit size 6-11 and are cotton mix.

In Stock